Moving tales- chapter 1: rainbow legs

So we are packing to move...Isn't it amazing what you find out about yourself when you really start going through all your stuff, take here for example, a rather extensive and colorful collection of tights. Should I be proud? Worried? Ashamed? I'm not sure, but one thing's for certain; I shouldn't really buy any more tights this winter....although I do seem to be lacking a plain black pair.